literallyunbelievable:

What a ridiculous article

literallyunbelievable:

What a ridiculous article

(via shittinonyowholelife)

great-aspirations:

braveheart-the-lion:

i would pay $1000 to see Obama in Frozone’s super suit

I would pay $10,000 to hear Michelle say “I am your WIFE! I am the greatest good you are EVER gonna get!!”.

(via uhmexcusemewhat)

tastefullyoffensive:

George Michael and Maeby’s love child. [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

George Michael and Maeby’s love child. [via]

(via cee-money)

cumaddict72:

chekhov:

So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world

you need to be arrested

(via thizzle-dance)

hushedstars:

why do we call it a tea party why don’t we just say partea

cutetallboys:

"wait you still listen to that band??”

image

(via cadaverstabber)

fezwhatfez:

thequietpagan:

bywandandsword:

Fucking shit

This is simultaneously cool-looking and absolutely terrifying.

i was like, ohhhh what adorable little - AHHHHHH NO

fezwhatfez:

thequietpagan:

bywandandsword:

Fucking shit

This is simultaneously cool-looking and absolutely terrifying.

i was like, ohhhh what adorable little - AHHHHHH NO

(via daltonthecaptain)