Hello. My name is Mario. I've always had an odd sense of humor. Here you can see it in all it's glory.
This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.
WHY THE FUCK IS THERE NO POCKETS?! I FUCKING HATE THIS SHIT WITH A BURNING PASSION
(via pleasent)
Omg where have you been all my god damn worthless life
(via sexualthrustation)
my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
(via brilieveinme)
Sometimes i talk in song lyrics and my friends don’t even notice
sometimes I talk in Mean Girls quotes and no one notices
Sometimes I talk and nobody notices
At first it was funny but then it got kind of sad
Just like my social life
(via myromanticcomedy)
